So, at work last night...




Summer: We should be there in three hours.
Seth: Well the GPS says the ETA is three and a half.


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the best kind of kisses



hahahaha

i always do this to my friends!!

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johnnybutt:

some may have an allergic reaction to either one

always playing the penis game…


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I can’t wait till it’s in the $1.50 theatre!!!

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barf in a box…

So at work last night…actually this was a few weeks ago, but anyways… i was working on the oven, and we were getting close to close. One person was answering the phone when a chick who was pretty wasted in the lobby. She starts walking into the kitchen area and i ask the other guy who’s working to go stop her. He puts his arms gently on her shoulders to stop her and she stares at him. Then after a moment of not saying anything she leans in and tries to kiss him…. he was like “ohhhhh nononono, this isn’t suppose to happen” so he gently brings her back into the lobby to sit and finish her food. When she’s finally done she leaves everything on the table and walks out, so our guy goes out to lock the door behind her. As he passes the table she was sitting at, he notices the barf in the box. Yes… she barfed in her calzone box….but there was no calzone left in the box…. We believe she barfed into the box… and continued to eat her calzone since none of us saw here barf when she left…. i’m glad she didn’t get to kiss the other guy cuz he might have had a puke kiss. 


When I wake up

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When i’m at a party and my jam comes on, i’m all like…

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